Track your productivity with RescueTime

If you’re having problems tracking what you do with your time, you may want to try this app. I’ve been using RescueTime for a while now, and it has helped me to consciously track how I spend my time online.

Install, setup the browser extension and configure your distraction or productive activities, and you’re ready to go! For instance, look at my productivity for last week. I set a target of at least 2 hours per day on distractions (facebook, youtube, etc.) and at least 2 hours of actual work (coding, websites, etc.)

If you want to track how you spend your time, especially online, then I would highly recommend this app.

Rescue Time
Rescue Time


What time management or time tracking software do you use? Please share


Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of his children. (His children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before you were once a children. (Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children
making some children a widow. (Is she a literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao….)

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. (What’s the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)

13. On behalf of 2 million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokoharam bomb last churches on christmas day, they don’t have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I’m a sadder
woman right now and Mr.President is more saddest(Sad,sad der,saddest…)

15. We all have H.:.V.( For real? Imagine this woman o, Chei!!! )

7 days of free downloads from GraphicStock


Yup! #GraphicStock is giving 7 days of absolutely free downloads for a 7 day period. All you have to do is click on the photo to go the the web page and create an account (if you don’t have one), then start downloading… that’s it!

Re: April 2014 Boko Haram Kidnapping

A friend of mine broadcasted this on #WhatsApp and it made some sense, hence I decided to share…

Got this from someone, and I love it, cos these have been my Questions for weeks now, that’s why I have been mute about this situation

Please I need help on this, who can Answer these questions please?
Cos I have been pondering over this kidnap situation and some things just don’t add up, hence these questions… The students are said to be SS3 students writing physics examinations before their abduction right?

1. Why are their names not yet published by the school, state government and WAEC?

2. why are their pictures not all over the media platforms?

3. How come all 235 students are in SS3 and all came to write physics examination when the total
number of students in the whole school is 1200?

It was announced that the borno state govt gave N1m each to parents of the missing girls. If that’s true.

1. Why was that money given to these parents? was it as compensation for kidnap or compensation for their deaths?

2. On tuesday 29th April 2014, the senator from borno state said in the senate that the girls have
been taken out of d country to Chad, Niger and Cameron and Married off to their abductors; How come these senators knows so much?,who is their informant?
3. Why is d wife of the state governor organizing women to pressure FG in abuja after National Security Council has ordered the armed forces to all state resources to secure the release of the adopted girls?

I’m just wonder how 200+ girls can be kidnapped at once.

4. How come we haven’t seen those they said have escaped on tv? if SS3 students aren’t up to 120 in a
school of 1200, how is it possible that 234 girls are missing?,

5. Where are the school authorities? we haven’t seen
any of them on tv. We are not fools

WHO IS FOOLING WHO?…We need objective answers please, its time Nigerians start asking questions other than drawing up conclusion.

-Elizabeth Era

I would like your comments please

17 Laws not taught in physics

1. Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5. Variation Law
If you change lanes in traffic, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

7. Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!

9. Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folks.

11. The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

15. Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

16. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop
selling it!

17. Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make
an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

If you don’t share this with your friends, your belly button will unscrew.

Really… It’s true. I read it on the Internet!

Twitter Insights

I heard a couple of weeks ago that twitter was experimenting with insights (just like facebook insights for pages), and I think it’s official now.

Twitter Summary
Twitter Summary

Just this morning, I received insights for one of my Twitter accounts, HTML Online and it’s pretty awesome! I mean, finally, I can tell which of my posts received the most impact from twitter. I mean, until now, I used to get statistics like these from Vizify when they were still functional, but getting is from Twitter is way better (I think).