Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of his children. (His children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before you were once a children. (Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children
making some children a widow. (Is she a literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao….)

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. (What’s the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)

13. On behalf of 2 million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokoharam bomb last churches on christmas day, they don’t have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I’m a sadder
woman right now and Mr.President is more saddest(Sad,sad der,saddest…)

15. We all have H.:.V.( For real? Imagine this woman o, Chei!!! )

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