A More Compelling Analysis on the Trekking Guy’s Journey From Lagos To Abuja

So it’s all over the internet that “The Trekking” guy is a fraud and people are analyzing the feasibility of his trip. Until now, I have decided to stay away from the topic and I’m not sure why. However, I decided this morning to look at the popular discussions on the internet and this is what I found almost everywhere…

On an ideal situation (Road Conditions, Diversions, Weather Conditions, Traffic, etc. affect driving distance), a driving journey from Lagos to Abuja by road (Lagos –> Abuja) is approximately 587 Minutes – 9 hour(s) 47 minutes(s).

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What if…

What If..

  • What if you had 99 problems and they’re all bitches?
  • What if Prince’s doves never cried?
  • What if Michael Jackson didn’t “remember the time”?
  • What if Ice Cube didn’t have a good day?
  • What is Iggy Azalea wasn’t so fancy?
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Do you wash or wipe?

So about personal hygiene, think with me for a moment…

You’re walking barefooted in the backyard when you step on a fresh, steaming piece of hot dog poop! Damn! What do you do? Wash or wipe? I believe most people will wash, with water instead of just wiping it properly with tissue paper. But WHY?!? Why wash? Why not just wipe it off with some tissue paper?

But this is my argument and my personal opinion… why then would same people wipe instead of wash after taking a shit? I mean, if it’s more hygienic to wash off dog poop from your feet doesn’t that also apply to your butt after taking a dump? Isn’t it common sense?

I had been wiping until about 8 years ago and now I always wash, as long as I have access to water and soap. I personally wouldn’t feel clean if I have to wipe, especially when I’m outside. And as soon as I arrive home, I go wash again lol

What about you? Do you wash or wipe? Please share your opinion in the comments section below.

Facebook Introduces #SayThanks

Say Thanks lets you say thanks to people on your facebook, but in the form of a video. It’s quite similar to the facebook anniversary video where fb generates a video on your year for you. But with #saythanks, you get to pick which pictures and fb status to include in the video, depending on the template you choose.

#saythanks

I’ve already made a few videos, so hurry down now and make yours at facebook.com/thanks

Lost acceas to WordPress

Yup! I lost access to my own blog, thanks to WordPress’s two step authentication that suddenly stopped sending me verification ckdes via sms.

The two step authentication was a nice security feature that I enjoyed, but until sometime last month the verification codes no longer delivered to my cell phone.

Right now the only access I have ia through the WordPress android app, and you can imagine what writing a blog post from an Android phone is like. I mean, the app is really useful but I use it mainly to check my blog stats or publish draft posts, or quick emergency posts. But right now, it seems I’m stuck with this app until wordpress is able to restore my account.

So have you tried the WordPress android app? Do you enjoy using it? Share your experiences with the app or the two step authentication system.

Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of his children. (His children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before you were once a children. (Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children
making some children a widow. (Is she a literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao….)

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. (What’s the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)

13. On behalf of 2 million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokoharam bomb last churches on christmas day, they don’t have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I’m a sadder
woman right now and Mr.President is more saddest(Sad,sad der,saddest…)

15. We all have H.:.V.( For real? Imagine this woman o, Chei!!! )

17 Laws not taught in physics

1. Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5. Variation Law
If you change lanes in traffic, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

7. Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!

9. Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folks.

11. The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

15. Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

16. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop
selling it!

17. Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make
an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

If you don’t share this with your friends, your belly button will unscrew.

Really… It’s true. I read it on the Internet!